Canyonero

Can you name the truck with 4-wheel drive?
Smells like a steak, and seats 35!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero! - Hey Hey!

La Comisión Federal de Autopistas advierte que el Canyonero es inseguro
para conducción por autopista o ciudad

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide
Sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super-high beams!
She's a squirrel-squashing deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa Canyonero, Whoa!